breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult


greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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shadow-siren-vivian:

hidden messege tumbler is hiding from us ??




somefagonyourdash:

when you’re breaking out and you start using a new moisturizing product

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now that i’m watching mean girls alone i’m now seeking fun blondes who will do mean gay things with me 



ushkoriley:

Damn Charlotte, you just gonna put a dude out there like that?


legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.



mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you