Reblog / posted 7 hours ago with 1 note

my hobbies include getting high and watching gay movies on netflix .


teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS


imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 


runingly:

gif:

I CANT STOP WATCHING IT

take 6 seconds of your life to watch this and then take an hour more to relish in it


cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it



owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in


medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE



the-more-u-know:

Parenting, you’re doing it right. 




schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.


intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress