snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR


gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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allanimeistrash:

spongebob really understood this whole gender thing on a deeper level

allanimeistrash:

spongebob really understood this whole gender thing on a deeper level


amongtombstones:

This case is like nothing he’s seen before. Liam Neeson is PI Matt Scudder in A Walk Among the Tombstones. Watch the trailer.

amongtombstones:

This case is like nothing he’s seen before. Liam Neeson is PI Matt Scudder in A Walk Among the Tombstones. Watch the trailer.


shitshilarious:

he was never seen or heard from again

shitshilarious:

he was never seen or heard from again


grumpysalmon:

Whenever a new bird enters my life it is a tradition of mine to make it rad




richarcl:

i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen




karmaceuticalsdispensary:

Keef bowls make my day better ☆

karmaceuticalsdispensary:

Keef bowls make my day better ☆


moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious


sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much