tumbluponmygaylife:

Dear future boyfriend i;ve waited long enough it’s time for you to cum.



asian:

went grocery shopping

asian:

went grocery shopping


Now accepting sugar daddy applications

jugglekingstone:

people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day


zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it


eatpizzas:

me: just gettin some gum like

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everyone:

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easied:

photoshop is the reason i have trust issues



outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 


"Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?"
cafai (via fhume)

what do i do at 4:37 am? get hella stoned so i can laugh at the fox news at ungodly hours of course.



lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

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