my hobbies include getting high and watching gay movies on netflix .
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
I CANT STOP WATCHING IT
take 6 seconds of your life to watch this and then take an hour more to relish in it
snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it
Do you slip it on him tail first?
nah i just hold it open and he crawls in
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE
Parenting, you’re doing it right.
Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress