Dear future boyfriend i;ve waited long enough it’s time for you to cum.
went grocery shopping
people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
me: just gettin some gum like
photoshop is the reason i have trust issues
cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable
what do i do at 4:37 am? get hella stoned so i can laugh at the fox news at ungodly hours of course.
ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian